Funny Halloween Card - Witch Broom Accident Insurance Joke With Glitter & Purple Foil

About This Product

Okay, this Halloween card is absolutely hilarious! The front says 'Hi, I need to speak with an insurance agent. I just rear-ended somebody' - get it? Witch on a broom! Inside it reads 'From beginning to end, have a Happy Halloween.' It's from Recycled Paper Greetings' Mooning Duck line and made right here in the USA. The card measures 5x7 inches and comes with a matching orange envelope. What makes it extra special? It's got purple foil accents and glitter that really pops, plus it's printed on recycled heavy cardstock that feels quality in your hands. The Sustainable Forestry Initiative certification means it's eco-friendly too. Perfect for that friend with a dark sense of humor or anyone who appreciates a good pun. Way better than those basic Halloween cards! The glitter doesn't shed everywhere (thank goodness) and the purple foil gives it that premium look without the premium price. Great for coworkers, family members, or that neighbor who always has the best Halloween decorations. The joke lands every time - people usually do a double-take before they get it, then they can't stop laughing! Definitely a card that gets displayed on the mantle rather than tucked away in a drawer.