Funny Birthday Card - Old Person Noises Humor Card 5.7x5.7 Inch With Envelope

About This Product

Looking for a birthday card that will actually make someone laugh out loud? This 'Old Person Noises' card is absolutely hilarious! The design features retro styling with the message: 'Do You Keep Making Noises Everytime You Sit Down Or Stand Up? Congratulations You Are Now Old!' - it's perfect for anyone hitting that age where the creaks and groans start becoming a thing. The card measures 5.7x5.7 inches and comes with a matching colored envelope that's ready for mailing. What's really great is the quality - it's printed on thick 360-micron board that feels substantial and premium. The inside is completely blank, so you can write your own personal message without any cheesy pre-printed text getting in the way. The manufacturer uses a special one-sided coated board that prevents ink smudging when you write inside - such a smart detail that makes a real difference. It's made right in the UK by a small business that takes pride in their craftsmanship. This card works for so many people - brothers, sisters, moms, dads, grandparents, friends, coworkers - basically anyone with a sense of humor about getting older. The design is funny without being mean-spirited, and the quality is noticeably better than typical drugstore cards. Whether it's for a 30th, 40th, 50th birthday or beyond, this card delivers the perfect mix of humor and quality. If you're tired of boring, generic birthday cards and want to give something that will actually get a genuine laugh, this Old Person Noises card is definitely the way to go - it's memorable, well-made, and actually funny!